By Oreva Godwin
Who are runs girls?
They are self improved ashawo (prostitutes).They don’t stand on the road; hell no.They are in two categories. One set is considered to be in the lower class, and they mainly use dating apps, clubs, hotels, and pimps to secure clients.
The next is the higher class. The hunting ground for high class runs girls is expensive, and the operative word is, “You spend money to get money.” They constantly tip ticketing agents of airlines to let them know when top public figures are travelling by air. And they get immediate notifications when that’s the case. Once they get a confirmation, they will ask to be booked directly next to the public figure. Behold, it will look like a coincident, but it was all planned.
You see why the operative word is for you to spend money to get money? Paying for a business class, going to a location you did not plan on visiting, taking that risk, even though there’s a chance that you might not be the man’s spec?. But money must be made. Runs girls go as far as staying in expensive residential areas, just to market their commodity, because they consider such places lucrative hunting grounds.
Don’t forget the highbrow gym centres. These runs girls go to sophisticated gym centres where the big ballers gym. They put up in five-star hotels and flock top rate restaurants just to get their prey. That’s one classy feature about runs girls.
These runs girls may be one of the well-known celebrities, top influencers, or socialites. How do you think most of them fund the big life and BBLs they flaunt every day on social media? They even have top pimps, who pimp them to top politicians, high flyers in society, and other powerful shots who take them on vacations, buy them luxurious things, and get them big endorsements.
The funny thing is that both categories are always in a perpetual struggle in a battle for good business. Those in the lower class try to meet up by adopting a fake life. Like they say “fake it till you make it” and get to the high class.
Since rich men, otherwise called ‘Odowgu’, love classy girls, you can only run into them at top events and elite hangouts. So, you have to live up to the good life, even if it’s fake.
According to recent research, in 2024, an estimated N661 billion was spent in Lagos State by Nigerian men to satisfy their sexual cravings and desires with their female partners who are not their wives. Of this expenditure, N329 billion was paid to the babes after sex for a job well done, while N332 billion was spent on other associated costs like hotels for the sex, gifts, and entertainment.
Lagos State reportedly has 3.1 million sexually active men within the age of 20–69, of whom 1.86 million of them engaged in transactional sex with women to whom they are not legally married to.
According to the same research, Lagos babes earned’ N312bn’ from their male lovers, with LGAs like Eti-Osa, Surulere, Kosofe, Alimosho, and Oshodi-Isolo ranking top.
What did Lagos babes spend this money on? Body and skin maintenance ranked the highest at N93bn.Family Support (Black Tax) and Self-Care followed at N78bn and N62.5bn, respectively.
Business & Investment, according to the report stood at N46bn, while Health and Education came to N15.6bn each.
On associated costs revolving around sexual pleasures, gifts bought for their lovers ranked the highest at N117bn, while sexual enhancers & stimulators ranked the lowest at N16.7bn.
Entertainment costs were put at N83.6bn, hotels & short-lets at N66.9bn, while substances & vices gulped N16.7bn.
Lagos has become the home of sex, drugs, crime, etc. Research has shown that the rate of HIV and STI in Lekki, to be precise, is at the peak.
The main question is, why do Lagos men pay this amount of money just to get sexual pleasure? You, my dearest readers, know I love to bring your deepest question to light by giving you the right answers.
Look at Lagos. Considered the most civilised state in Nigeria. It consists of people from different social classes, different orientations, different ethnicities, and different races. Lagos girls are not dulling when it comes to providing variety. They know sex is the fastest way of making money and gaining power, and they put in effort to do whatever men want, in as much they are willing to spend.
These Lagos runs girls are willing to learn new sex techniques and introduce the same to the men. Once these men are wowed, they are not backing out. Let’s not forget Kayamata.
Lagos, big babes, don’t joke with Kayamata and all other charms at their disposal. The funny thing is that 80% of these ‘Odowgus’ don’t like using condoms. They prefer to go raw, thereby making the charms and Kayamata very effective.
A lot of Lagos men are sex starved at home. Yes, you married ladies may argue with me, but it’s the ugly truth. In my articles “Let’s Talk about sex” and “Hidden fantasies and fetishes,” most women were hypocritical and accused me of being too raw and all. But guess what? The men were the biggest fan of these articles.
Those articles went viral, and men were the ones who gave positive feedback. Why did women not push it up? It was only the young single ladies who commented positively. The mamas and most married women? They said the articles were too raw. See why they are cheated on badly?
Lagos runs girls are willing to please your husband’s fantasies and fetishes. Do most women even know their husband’s fantasies and fetishes? Do you still see your husbands as the missionary and doggy style husband favourites? Do you know your husbands are slapped like children behind the closet? Do you know they are whipped, chained, waxed with candles, have their anals rimmed, and enjoy sexual orgies? Yes, that your holy looking husband!
It’s the most innocent looking Lagos men that have the most crazy fantasies and fetishes ever, and their partners know nothing about it. They pay heavily to get their fun. You are their ideal wife material, but not their ideal sex partner. These men just want a good wife and for you to produce children for them and keep the home. But when they want to have their fill, they go outside.
I remember a neighbour back then in Lagos. When he was single. Each time he had a female partner visiting, the velocity of his love making was always loud such that everyone could tell what was going on.
Apparently, he was engaged to a banker in another state. He finally got married and brought her to his base. For three months, there was no loud noise. No one knew if they made love. The only noise that was heard was that of the wife praying and speaking in tongues loudly. The wife got pregnant and travelled to see her people. And then the maniac returned.
That same day, the wife travelled, I was in the living room watching a movie, and I heard bro drive in. Before I could say Jack, oga was having coitus, a familiar velocity, and noise, but this one was more violent, like a hungry lion, like a man sex starved. Time was 1am.
It got me thinking why he doesn’t make love to his wife the way he enjoys it. Is it that he tried it with his wife and she complained? Or he assumed that since she is too soft and religious, she will judge him, and it made him hold back?
Lagos wives, how do you present yourself to your husbands? Do you act like you don’t like sex? Do you constantly complain when he tries new styles and sexual adventures? Runs girls are ever willing to please these men, because that’s what they stand for and your husband’s don’t mind.
I once watched a thriller of a Lekki house wife who went through her husband’s suitcase after he returned from a trip, and she saw all manner of toys, hand cuffs, and whips. What came out of her mouth was “Jesus.” She called him a “disgusting sinner.’ A smart woman should have gotten angry that he was not using such on her, but preferred to use them with strange women.
Lagos wives should have exposed minds about sex. These runs girls are draining your husband’s pockets, while most of you are left with nothing. These Lagos men send their wives and kids abroad while they stay here and get their sexual satisfaction. Yet, they expect you to stay faithful, as though you don’t have sexual cravings.
Lagos men have it at the back of your minds that side chics do not judge. Most runs girls fake orgasms. Most of them apply lubricants on their privates on their way to meet you, their Odowgu, just to give you the feeling that they were dying to get in bed. You will rush her like a desperate lion, pin her down, and when you touch her privates, you think your touch got her that wet.
Well, Lagos girls are really cashing out and having lots of fun to the bargain. I’m sure the married women know it’s true. But the question is, what are the Odowgus’ wives doing about this?
