HOW NOT TO BE A NIGERIAN

By Uzor Maxim Uzoatu (Dedicated to the great Peter Pan Enahoro who died in London today) The Englishman feeds his dog with bones while the Nigerian feeds his dog with chocolate. The legendary Peter Enahoro, aka Peter Pan, told the story in his classic How to be a Nigerian of how a Nigerian student bought an expensive roast chicken in a London restaurant and decided to eat up even the bones such that a nearby Englishman wondered aloud what Nigerians fed their dogs with. The Nigerian was prompt with his…

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